is travel to Russia safe?

- There's always the chance of terrorism

- You can be abducted by aliens and have various probes inserted into your orifices within a week

- You will end up being taken hostage by a maniac there

- Everybody there are maniacs. Be very careful. Hostages are taken just on streets by hundreds.

- Beware of gopniks! Like these:



- and this



- Beware of the bears roaming the streets of almost every city in Russia

- Learn Russian because nobody speaks English

- You have a high chance to lose your сell or wallet and probably be beaten in the process

- You may wake up to find myself in a tub full of ice, missing your kidneys

- You might be sold to slavery

- They are all communists and hate westerners

- Police in Russia wont help you unless you bribe them


are you scared to go to Russia yet? LOL, I hope you get it, it was a joke and I am laughing my teeth off